TheTron852's Random Fanfics

[thetron852]

Thats right! I am writing fanfictions. Mostly humor genre.
I started writing them back on Spyro fansite. The humor ones were my card, so I mostly was fixed on that genre.
So I thought - why not?
So far my best was the sub-genre "What [insert character/person name here] is not allowed to do in [insert location name here]". I'm planning to write the same one with one of my characters, but it is not Richard, not even Steve. There is another character just for this.

Also: I can send you some links with my fanfics, but unless you know Russian, you can't read them properly, even with translator.

No fanfics for now (links doesn't count), because I am on mobile phone.

[thetron852]

Alright, here is the first fanfic (which is actually a translation of my own fanfic):

Things that Ted Rockster is NOT allowed to do at Spyro Realms
1) Ted is not allowed to give Rina semi-finished food under the look of healthy one.
2) Not allowed to play with Darky in tic-tac-toe. It was a month, until "draw" was declared.
3) NOT allowed to make fun of administrator!
4) Ted should stop telling Fleiner that she must pass the rage test.
5) Although it is correct that "The Holy Inquisition does not request Ted's execution", that doesn't means that it is allowed to send them trolling mail.
6) Ted is not "the king of everything".
7) Ted is not a Batman.
8) Not allowed to copy Clockwork Assault Rifle.
8.1) Even if George asks nicely.
9) Not allowed to change Roderick's submachine guns onto water ones.
10) No longer allowed to try to beat Asfire in staring contest. She defeated you many times already.
11) Not allowed to leave Ted with fire alert button for more than 5 seconds. Everything will break loose, believe me.
12) Not allowed to use my computer, while I am sleeping.
13) Ted should stop telling everyone that I have "Windows 8". I DON'T have it. Period.
14) Not allowed to use word "accident" as an excuse. to something.
15) If rules tell you that you are not allowed to do something, that doesn't mean that staff members want to take over your mind. It's true!
15.1) No it is not. And Ted is no longer allowed to edit this text.
16) Not allowed to give your friend a fake information on Leichenfaust-44 from Wolfenstein-- Wait a minute, what am I saying? Not allowed to give ANYONE a fake information on Leichenfaust-44.
17) Ted is not: a superhero of any type, the head director of indie-game makers, responsible for adding staff members, the doctor of psychology, a staff member, made from bacon and the possessor of IQ 300. And he is not a staff members' helper.
18) Ted is not allowed to sing Mr. Trololo's song.
18.1) Rick Roll counts too.
18.2) Ted, I don't know where did you got "Barrel Roll" song with the background 8-Bit "Moscau", but this is not allowed to sing too.
19) Ted is not an alien invader.
20) Chainsaw doesn't solve every problem.
20.1) "MOAR CHAINSAWS" doesn't solve that too.
20.2) And the "Chainsaw Cannon" too.
20.3) And pretty much anything that relates to chainsaws.

Well, that's it for now.

[Red Dragonette]

That was a little funny! I like 6, 7, 18, 19, and maybe 17.

[thetron852]

The sequel to Ted's list:

Things that Ted Rockster is NOT allowed to do at Spyro Realms. Part 2.
21) Not allowed to ask for a sketch of Uber-Mega-Photon Cannon 6000 (that doesn't exist at all). For thousand times NO, Ted!
22) Not allowed to "see" everyone on the forum. Some people want just to be on the forum, not to read your PMs.
23) Not allowed to spread a gossip about a book "Spyro the dragon", then hack the site and replace the main title with "I HAV TROLLD U ALL"
23.1) It is recommended to keep Itakira away from Ted, so she won't kill him.
23.2) And Ted's access to the site's source code is blocked. This won't happen again, I swear! I highly doubt it.
24) There is no living being with IQ "OVAH 9000!!!111". Also it is useless to say, that you have this IQ, Ted.
25) It is useless to try to beat a dragon in a chess.
26) If something should be done the other way - it is wrong. Including a chat posts.
27) Ted is not allowed to proclaim a war to any living being, including humans, dragons, sheeps and toasters. DAMNIT, TED! STOP EDITING THIS LIST!
28) Ted is not the member of the Power Rangers.
29) Ted is no longer allowed to register in the roleplay. Aw c'mon, why?
29.1) And he is not allowed to create his own roleplaying text games. Meanies...
30) "For the Holy Waffle!" is no longer a proper explanation to any decision.
31) "My evil shadow did this" is no longer a proper explanation to something that you have done.
32) Yes, forum trolls are frustrating. No, that doesn't mean that they are supposed to be in the lava pool.
33) "The Greatest Fight of All Time" doesn't mean that you should engage in fight over 10 strong roleplay characters, including Kris, Asfire, Rina and Fleiner.
33.1) And Ted is no longer allowed to do the mass events like this one.
34) Ted is not allowed to play Crysis on Roderick's computer. Buy yourself a computer, Ted!
35) Covering yourself with a bedsheed, hiding in a restroom and then jumping out, while screaming "RAWRAWRAWRAWR", is a BAD thing, along with laughing for over a hour at poor Richard, who threw a printer out of the window, launched himself out and called an alarm. Staff members have enough of this idiocy. Are you kidding me? That was fun! No, it wasn't.
36) The full minute of shocking silence means "What have you done?!", not the "Continue, that was epic!"
37) Not allowed to use this list as a "What to do" list.
38) Ted is not allowed to solve any problem with "a HUGE amount of weapons and stuff".
39) Not allowed to use a flame extinguisher on Criceler and Pyro.
40) "Vision test" is not a reason to use the flashlight for a seizure show.
40.1) "Adaption to computer screen" counts too.
The End of Part 2.